What's the most bizarre thing you've seen?

[Trouble loves me]

Apart from tortoises having sex, yesterday took the proverbial slice when a man with an electric cattle prod strapped to his back, walked into the shop tailed by security. Suffice to say, he wasn't looking for a book on safety regulations ... God only knows how he was allowed on the streets, let alone in a crowded shopping centre.

 

[BT Engineer]

> Apart from tortoises having sex, yesterday took the proverbial slice when
> a man with an electric cattle prod strapped to his back, walked into the
> shop tailed by security. Suffice to say, he wasn't looking for a book on
> safety regulations ... God only knows how he was allowed on the streets,
> let alone in a crowded shopping centre.

My tortoise had sex with the cat next door.

 

[Trouble loves me]

Re: Was it a tortoiseshell cat?

boom boom

 

[Terry Wogan]

Wouldn't you let them have sex in your house?

 

[King has been on jordan]

> Wouldn't you let them have sex in your house?

They found the candles intimidating.

Something to do with fire and animals, who knows?

 

[King has been on jordan]

Re: Was it a tortoiseshell cat?

> boom boom

No, he just thought he was, poor soul.

 

[Terry Wogan]

Speaking of which

There were recent scientific reports of necrophilic duck behaviour.
Some perverted ducky was seen to approach, pause and then hump the corpse of it's deceased brethren.

 

[darkesT staR]

ThaT woMan from Bendidorm that doeS weird things with her chuFF

Sweaty betty or summat!

 

[David Apostrophe]

Re: Speaking of which

> There were recent scientific reports of necrophilic duck behaviour.
> Some perverted ducky was seen to approach, pause and then hump the corpse
> of it's deceased brethren.

Really?
Never seen it in the duck world, magpies are notorious for humping then eating their most close bretheren.

 

[David Bellamy]

of course did mean brethren. never stick an e in where it aint needed.