Emotional Guide Dog
Chairman Of The Bored
Nice.
You win! I concede defeat before your superior intellect.
Why are you being such a cock? The line about not hearing the phone for being up Moz's colon was FUNNY. Y'know? Laughter.
On topic for a second, I'd love it for Morrissey to turn around just once and go, 'tonight's gig is cancelled, because I can't be bothered.'
Wilco cancelled their UK dates a few years ago cos they said they'd rather do some more US dates. Now THAT's shoddy treatment!